You know that thing we always have with people who mumble?
The one where you go … “What?”
After a repetition you get “Blah burble blah weekend.”
Okay, progress, he/she wants to take you out. You smile and your loved one looks at you like you’re crazy. You sigh.
“It’s okay sweetheart … “
You hear that and then a mumble again and you get, you got it, zilch, zero, nada.
What’s the third thing you say? Is it “OMG!” Or “I’m freakin’ here! Speak properly.”
Or is it the one-word version of ‘love you really’ even if he has the hearing awareness of a half-dead ant. People with ordinary hearing have no clue.
I need the three words you say in ever-increasing irritation: What? Huh?. .. I kinda wonder if OMG is disrespectful. Comment here please. It’s for the uh-e-book. Hardest work ever, whoever says it’s easy, is not telling the truth! If yours is chosen, we’ll fly you chocolate or word credit wherever you like. If you’re in a faraway place, it might take a little longer.
Which words do you say? In what order? Your opinion? Well they don’t come more qualified. Thank you; it’s doing my head in trying to choose.
You know, we may never get it all down yet we will not let this thing beat us, right? People type with pencils in their mouths as their hands are not working and I can’t string a sentence together with ten fingers! You guys rock.
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